Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last. True love is like ghosts, [...]
Status1: Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile www.statusuri.info Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt www.statusuri.info Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you [...]
1. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor 2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how [...]
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